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Printer Problems? Please come to my house and check my printer. Every time I use the printer and I'm away and it prints, my papers are wrinkled, even shredded. Sometime the ink is blurred. I hope that you can find the problem! Concerned computer owner. Dear concerned computer owner,While you were gone today, I checked your printer, and i found your problem. Please view the attached video for the answer.Sincerely,Your Printer Repair Man.
Haiku Appreciation...In Japan, the impersonal Microsoft error messages have been replaced (so they say) with Haiku poetry error messages (have I mentioned that I absolutely love haiku?). Haiku poetry has strict construction rules. Each poem has only 17 syllables: 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, 5 in the third (you probably already knew this, but it's in the preface that came with the verses, so I decided to include it). They are used to communicate a timeless message, often achieving a wistful, yearning and powerful insight through extreme brevity. Here are 16 error messages from Japan. (I really like some of these!) Your file was so big.It might be very useful.But now it is gone.The Web site you seekCannot be located, butCountless more exist.Chaos reigns withinReflect, repent, and rebootOrder shall return.Program aborting:Close all you have worked on.You ask far too much.Windows NT crashed.I am the Blue Screen of Death.No one hears your screams.Yesterday it worked.Today it is not working.Windows is like that.First snow, then silence.This thousand-dollar screen diesSo beautifully.With searching comes lossAnd the presence of absence:"My Novel" not found.The Tao that is seenIs not the true Tao - untilYou bring fresh toner.Stay the patient course.Of little worth is your ire.The network is down.A crash reducesYour expensive computerTo a simple stone.Three things are certain:Death, taxes and lost data.Guess which has occurred.You step in the stream.But the water has moved on.This page is not there.Out of memory.We wish to hold the whole sky,But we never will.Having been erased,The document you're seekingMust now be retyped.Serious error.All shortcuts have disappeared.Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
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